Tawa tayo...

Inday may nkabanggang bading:

INDAY: How dare you ignorant road occupant,
moving with such acceleration that cause elastic collision
between my porcelain beauty and your grubby apparency of skin!

BADING: Bombaklesh kang muchacha ka!
Kenshulares mo makemer ang skin kong beauty!
Never mo matorbokels ang feslak ketch,
kung ayaw mer makondrak kita.
Hala! Chupi!

INDAY: (nosebleed)

:-P